Safety Ed

Why did we stop using this thing?

THE sending of false fire alarms by mischievous persons may be eliminated through use of a newly developed call box. To use the device, the sender of an alarm must pass a hand through a special compartment to reach the signal dial. Once the dial has been turned, the sender’s hand is locked in the compartment until released by a fireman or policeman with a key.

What happened to the flowers and candy?

well, what we have here is an ambushed humvee. notices how some are entrance holes and others are exit holes?…mostly exit holes

Safety Ed says: “Always keep your balls away from sharp, protruding, electrified objects.“

As part of the police training to use a Taser the police officer mush be shot by a Taser. For this cop he gets to feel the worst case scenario by being hit with 50,000 volts in the groin by the Taser.

No wonder kids are so stupid, look at thier teachers.

Rather than giving each volunteer a new lancet to draw individual blood samples, the teacher, whose name was not released, permitted students to share them, according to Jan Christensen, superintendent of the Redwood City School District.

If your kid is acting strange, it may not be drugs. They’re DNA could be mutating due to radiation exposure.

School labs have used low-level radioactive materials safely for decades; experts say they’re critical in teaching physics and chemistry. Sealed samples – often leftovers from past experiments – frequently are saved in closets and storerooms.

Safety Ed has always practiced Safe Sex, but here’s another reason.

Condoms aren’t solar powered or reusable or even recyclable, but they’ve made the environmental revolution possible. As simple birth control continues its spread across the globe, it leaves behind happier healthier societies with significantly less impact on the planet.

And some on my trucker friends say they have a dangerous job. At least they don’t have to drive on this road.

The road from Bolivia’s main city, La Paz, to a region known as the Yungas was built by Paraguayan prisoners of war back in the 1930s.

Many of them perished in the effort. Now it is mainly Bolivians who die on the road – in their thousands.

I soak my cigarettes in trans-fat. Mmmm…

And a new report in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that while low blood pressure is usually a good thing, having a high reading can be good when heart failure patients check in to a hospital

Tomatoes make me sick anyway.

Contaminated fresh tomatoes served in restaurants were the cause of a recent salmonella outbreak that sickened dozens of people in 21 states, health officials said Friday.

I thought all kids in AZ carried guns?

Bogle Junior High and San Marcos and Frye elementary schools were locked down for about two hours last Friday morning as police investigated a report of two students at a bus stop with a gun.