Safety Ed

Update for Stupid People
October 18, 2006, 6:53 pm
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Yes, I’m talking to guy reading this on his Treo while driving. You know they are out there.

…there are tens of thousands of vehicle collisions – all preventable! Yes, that’s right….ALL of them are preventable. They are called collisions for a reason, not accidents.


And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is Santorum
October 17, 2006, 6:29 pm
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Workers have been screwed by this party. 21 days left.

“I kind of refer to him as the anti-Christ, but I guess I’m not supposed to say that, but that’s what he’s about,” Matthews said, claiming Santorum lacks a record supporting working people.

Unsafe: Parachutes
October 16, 2006, 5:59 pm
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Safety Ed likes irony. Can someone be killed by thier parachute? Yes.

These guys almost blow it big time base jumping off a bridge. Luckily the accident worked itself out.

Dipshits Being Unsafe, Vol I
October 15, 2006, 2:50 pm
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Never take off your Hard Hat
October 14, 2006, 2:42 pm
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This guy needed a Bullard

The man, believed to be local, was found with head injuries following an attack described as unprovoked by Lancashire Police.

Guns = Safety?
October 13, 2006, 12:51 pm
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This confuses Safety Ed’s liberal sensitivities.

A guy chased another guy down, kicking him and beating him,” said Linda Vu, who was just 20 feet away. “And I heard a gun shot and the guy who was doing the beating up was on the ground.

Even Bill Gates Digs Safety
October 12, 2006, 10:45 am
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Bill Gates is trying to keep your kids safe from Republicans..I mean pedophiles.

Microsoft’s move comes amid legislative efforts to ban violent and sexually explicit video game sales to minors and as the software giant works to expand its video game market beyond its core audience of young adults to the “tween” demographic between children and teens.